You can’t call yourself a theme park expert without visiting the second oldest park in the country. This is your daddy’s theme park, and probably your great grand daddy’s, but that doesn’t mean it is short on thrills. You’ll find no shortage of roller coasters, there’s sixteen altogether. Four of them tower over 200 feet tall, as well. Not only are the coasters plentiful, but so is the view, giving you a great look over the beautiful Lake Erie.
We can’t have a list without Disney’s greatest. While not the original Disney theme park, it is certainly the most famous and Disney World’s variety of experiences cannot be topped. From the great Magic Kingdom, to Epcot, the Animal Kingdom, and the surrounding wildlife, this is one small city of a theme park that provides more than enough fun for multiple visits. Try to get in on their combo packages for maximum adventure.
There are a lot of great Six Flags resorts around the country, but California’s has to be the most exciting, overall. You get amazing roller coasters, 40 different rides, wet, dry, fast, and slow, there’s something for everyone. Don’t forget to check out the one of a kind Superman experience, as you take flight and fight off evil.
If you’re new to theme parks and happen to be in Pennsylvania, make a visit to this one, you’ve got nothing to lose, as this one is free. That’s right, step right in and pay no admission. That’s the way Knoebels has been doing business for nearly a century. They have two coasters and over 60 rides total, so they aren’t free because of a lack of attractions. They know they’ll get plenty of support through concessions and amazing word-of-mouth advertising.
Florida gets another spot on our list because, well, they’re the tourist capital of the country. Universal’s theme parks rivals Disney in some aspects. There is definitely no short of exciting roller coasters here. Fly through the air like super hero, a dragon, a comic villain, or maybe just frolic around in the different movie worlds of Jurassic Park, Harry Potter, or Dr. Seuss. Let your imagination run wild!
If you’re looking for a great place to cool off, head on down to Schlitterbahn. This German-named playground is always at the top of the country’s waterpark lists. You can get in and ride the waves all day at half the price of most major theme parks. Try out their huge slides or ride the elevator water attraction, you’ll cool down in no time.
Okay, don’t let the name fool you, this is just as much theme park as it is farm. Actually, it’s a theme park built on a farm, so you won’t find rows of crops in the middle of rollercoasters, but it really is a cool backdrop. You’ll find plenty of roller coasters and classic rides here, over 40 total. They split up the farm with various settings; a haunted town, a party town, a seaside boardwalk, and a camp grounds.
This is a theme park that is made famous by their signature roller coasters, namely the infamous Banshee. This one is made for the big boys and girls. It will test your meddle and probably scare the living stuffing out of you, thanks to its sharp turns, loops, and variances in speed to keep you guessing at every moment. Kings Island also has pretty great park food, to boot, just save for AFTER the rides.
A quirky and unique theme park that is dedicated to the face of Southern Charm, Dolly Parton. This park is a family favorite in Tennessee, it is not what you would expect. The park is very fun, but laid-back, clean, and entertaining. Of course, you can expect to see some country favorites show up for your amusement, too. Don’t forget to checkout the waterpark while you’re there.
What’s better than chocolate and theme parks together? Don’t answer that question, there is no reason to torture yourself, just head over to Hershey Park to get the best of both worlds. You’ll get to have a front-row seat at their chocolate factor tour, as well as ride a number of awesome rides. They even have a zoo, if you’re finished gorging on chocolate.